Watcher’s Council Raises Stakes Against Twilight

Vampires aren't a lifestyle Watcher's Council Says

By Bob-O-F'n-Mac

The Council debates about Team Edward and Team Jacob

Watcher discussing tips to local law enforcement

The undead creatures of the night who feast on blood have always captivated mankind. From ancient folklore to Bram Stokers immortal classic Dracula, vampires are a part of human culture just about everywhere. With the new Twilight movie out in theaters, girls are in love with the undead in ways never before seen. This new found love hasn't come without a price however; many young girls have disappeared and have not been seen since. Many believe that actually vampires may be the cause. Local, State, and Federal agencies have shot down this idea for quite some time, however one group has been fighting the fight, and has assured this blogcast journalist that vampires are in fact the reason behind these attacks. The Watcher's Council cannot stay quiet any longer and need your help in stopping this threat.

Girls sucked into the cult

A representative for the Watcher's Council had this to say. "The battle for good and evil is at stake here. No pun intended of course. In our war against vampires, we (The Watcher's Council) are prepared to do what is necessary for the good of humanity. The vampires have found a very new way to target their pray. By staying in the shadows and pouring huge amounts of money into the movie and book business, they have in essence made the vampire sexy. The truth is that vampire is not a sexy creature. It is pure evil, desires to rule over the earth as the head species. "When asked about the impact that Twilight has had on an increase numbers of deaths and new vampires the Council member said, "Without a doubt, these creatures have used (Twilight) as a platform. One opening weekend, these creatures stalk the girls leaving the theater and from there, the girls are either made into the undead or are killed. Most of the time, a bloody ticket stub is left behind. They (the vampires) enjoy leaving a calling card of sorts. The stories and themes presented in the books are used as brainwashing tool. From there it's quite easy for a vampire to pick off its prey."

Vampires feeding on a young girl who never left the theater

At first I was skeptical about the whole thing. I mean vampires' attacking lonely, desperate teenage girls is just foolish. However, after contacting local and state agencies, I have discovered every time a book came out or a movie was released, that at least eight girls were either missing or dead. When I asked what we as citizens can do to stop this threat, the representative stated, "Under normal circumstances, killing a vampire should be handled by a professional slayer. However in light of the events, you can do a few simple steps to ensure that these creatures don't come near your family or love ones. For starters, never invite a stranger into your home. Second, make sure you carry holy water and crosses with you, wherever you may go. Last but not least, make sure you have a stake handy. By no means should kill someone who is acting like an emo vampire, unless you know for a fact that they do not have a soul or reflection." Local, State, and Federal agencies do not endorse the killing of anything, but it is one of those cases of risk versus reward.



In closing, remember that killing a vampire has its risks. The Watcher's Council and myself is not endorsing this at all, but what we are saying is that with the release of Breaking Dawn Part1 is that you should be mindful of your surroundings. These creatures of the night have used a film and book series to gain a better access to those we love and care about. So if your sister or girlfriend is planning on going to this movie at night by themselves, take one for the team, because it could come back to haunt you.