Friday, September 28, 2012

Monsters Share their Support for Teen Homecoming Prank


Monsters Share their Support for Teen Homecoming Prank
               

  In a small town in Michigan, a local girl who has been identified as Whitney Kropp was subjected to a prank to be put on the homecoming ballet. However what started as a mean prank has lit a fire under the town, along with many people in the nation. However the young teen’s support doesn't end there as famous monsters have come out of the swamps, woods, coffins, and hell to offer support to this teen who has turned a negative into a positive.

Local businesses and people throughout the nation have rallied their support as stated earlier, but young Whitney may be surprised to find that our Japanese readers were able to translate what horror icon Godzilla had to say on the matter, “Good for the girl. Bullies are bad. Maybe some blogger will pick up story and add to girl’s fame. “ Godzilla’s words are short and simple, but he speaks to the truth that “bullies are bad” and that something should be done about this. The Superintendent of the school that the young Ms. Kropp attends has been quiet on the subject.

 Famous ape Dr. Zaius had this to say, “There is no doubt that the man (referring to the superintendent) is a Communist, his lack of backbone is shameless to say the least. Granted I am not in his shoes and do not run a school, but if I did I would slap these bullies silly and execute them right on the spot to further the rise of the ap---I mean to avenge the good name of one Whitney Kropp.”

Even if Dr.Zaius is one crazy ape, he does raise an important question. Why did the guy in the monkey suit (no offense Dr. Zaius) not squash this problem before it hit a national level? Regardless of how idiotic this guy is, the great thing is that the young Ms. Kropp will have an amazing homecoming no doubt. Will she be remembered 10 years from now? Outside of close friends more than likely not, but the cool thing is that this young lady is already more famous than this blog, which isn’t saying much, (as everyone is) but still pretty awesome. We here at Creatures of Death would just like to wish Ms. Kropp a happy and safe homecoming, and if she should ever read this, just know monsters have your back when your school district doesn’t. 

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